Monday, June 4, 2007

Cover Letters For Culinary Arts

The True Story of Poker final

version of the winner.

Bologna. In the heat of a wet Friday, found all the old poker buddies, sipping excellent Lip Woolite and talking to the maximum quantum systems, takes place in the final seconds of the tournament. "Scamarcio The award is a prestigious award that will be assigned to just one tonight man, that surely will not win, fortunately, neither for nor circumstances. No, no, no! And I repeat: No! No! No! (With an index sculettare front of his nose and I always recommend his arm stretched well forward). Oh no, it never said my dear children of a hormone crazy that we are only talking about a game, oh no no no. Our players are 6 people of a certain level, that for anything in the world alzarebbero the card table to go to Petare in the kitchen (in my kitchen at all !!!), and burp in the open arms in a vain attempt imitate Moses and divided the waters, would do nothing to praise about the gods of almost 4 / 4 of religions. Absolutely not. And we repeat: No! No! No! Takes place in a circle in the final. In public, Maurizio Costanzo, the train of Good Friday, Michele Cucuzza, Annamaria Franzoni and satellite link with the Pope Carmen Di Pietro. Maybe Michael Jackson as premiatori Journal. The evening becomes incandescent when Niku desperate to drop its last-in, bleeding and bruising on his face. E 'Pino's turn, in addition to being, as noted, an ignorant of everything, from carbonara, via the computer until you get right to life in general, and he, poor and useless doorman, was released immediately after thrown out with relentless violence only adds a sad "But I can still stay in this house?". Here come Poppo and healthy, even if the fool made by Pino has already done in the meantime around the world (the videos are available on You Tube under the tag "idiot Pino hanged" but also "Pino cu cu never use a log"). Remain in the game only Edo and Claudio. The voltage is cut with the nail. Feet. Balls of hay rolling over the room (Pino did not have time to vacuum ... casserole dish that you want?), While outside the dark clouds hovering high ... or maybe it's just healthy feet on the railing of the balcony? The two finalists are studied. They strike with tremendous calm. Claudio starts smoking the hardcover of The Aura. Edo attaches the ashes of the cardboard in place of hair. Anyway, Pino is really crap at poker. Suddenly Claudio discovers a poker in the midst of his two cards and doing well if it also has a flush, full house of aces, a royal flush at Q, a set of K, and a Jack in the lab closed. Sorry for not having reached the pair, or just any pair na, throws down the gauntlet and Edo, bolstered by a 3 of hearts and 19 of daisies, rushes towards what would have been a severe defeat. But never like that of pine. That shit man. Claudio instead truly gave a lesson to all. And let us repeat together: Thank you Claudio for what we've done today to learn poker. Thank you, Thank you, Thank you. At the end of the evening the winner said: "I dedicate this victory to all the poor children not enrolled in cs"


version of Pino

WON CLAUDIO. And adds a enthusiastic "Uh Uh Uh"





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